monstax–bebe:

I.M: Dad, I really like “Call me maybe” by Carly Rae Jepsen so I rewrote the lyrics.

Shownu: That’s amazing, son!

Kihyun: Let’s hear it!

I.M:

🎵I threw a kid in a well

🎵Don’t ask me I’ll never tell,

🎵I will regret this in hell

🎵But he was in my way.

🎶I’ll trade your soul for a wish

🎶Damnation and sin for a kiss,

🎶I wasn’t looking for this

🎶But you were in my way.

🎤Your glare was holdin’ Ripped spleen, skin was rolling

🎤Dark night, blood was flowin, where you think you’re goin baby?

🎙Hey, I just killed you.

🎙And I’m crazy,

🎙But here’s your left lung

🎙So please die, maybe?

Shownu: Well…that’s a lotta words, son.

Kihyun: WTF?!! Go to your room this instant! You’re grounded for a year!